Attributed to Marty Indik, whoever he is. I tried googling him, but all of the links appear to be quote-of-the-day pages and the like, several of them citing this very quote. I didn't see any personal or identifying information. Maybe Marty Indik is simply a disembodied name attached to quotable quotes floating tetherless around the internets. Spooky!
Or perhaps merely confusing.