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The evolution of spam

Spam has moved beyond cut-up poetry to new realms of the surreal, tugging at the edges of meaning. Still with the misspellings, however:

Intellegence Assesment:

I used to smoke marijauna and think learn high levels of information in subjects like rocket science, quantum mechanics and the medical field. I would create a blueprint top to bottom of a nuclear power plant or a new jet airplane. I have always felt communicatively handicapped. I had a short tongue when I was young and had to have the bottom of it clipped. I had to go through speech therapy and I had a hard time with my literary skills because spelling out word sounds and writing were difficult to me. I would like a quiz with highly complicated questions from the interiors of advanced college courses that have two letter answers, and sober now, I assume that I would be correct in some or many of the answers.

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matrixmann
Oct. 25th, 2014 09:28 am (UTC)
This is not even when a Russian tries to speak English through a translator.
randy_byers
Oct. 25th, 2014 03:38 pm (UTC)
Yeah, hard to say how this was generated. There are three different pairs of sentences that seem to be linked within the pair but not between pairs, although I guess the first and third pairs do have something to do with intelligence or knowledge.
grytpype_thynne
Oct. 25th, 2014 05:26 pm (UTC)
Fixed it:

I used to attend science fiction conventions and think learn high levels of information in subjects like rocket science, quantum mechanics and the British public transport system. I would create a blueprint top to bottom of a nuclear power plant or a new form of literary criticism. I have always felt communicatively handicapped in the fan lounge at Corflu. I had a short tongue when I was young and had to have my bottom clipped. I had to go through speech therapy and I had a hard time with my literary skills because spelling out word sounds and writing were difficult to me when working on wax stencils. I would like a quiz with highly complicated questions from a Novacon Game Show Host that have two letter answers, and - relatively - sober now, I assume that I would be correct in some or many of the answers.
randy_byers
Oct. 25th, 2014 05:37 pm (UTC)
I see what you did there!
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